
find that one sunny spot in the middle of the carpet and lay down, & only get up when it's time to flip the record


have this many blankets on your bed

vandalize the dressing room sign at TJ Maxx because what it said made you want to VOM

listen to one of your favorite friends read Savage Love aloud while waiting for your food at Chopstix

deep fry every weird thing you can find, because eating warm food in the winter makes you warmer, kind of.